Monday, April 27, 2009

Abstract Painter Aelita Andre has taken the art world by storm.




What you dont know is... she's only 2 years old!


Aelita curently lives in Melbourne, Australia with her mother Nikka and her father Michael.
Apart from her love of painting she enjoys gym and crafts, tinkering on the piano and singing. She loves to watch “Baby Einstein”, “French for Kids” and “Hi 5” as well as documentaries about the cosmos and animals.
She loves chocolate and baby-chino’s.


Thats a quote taken from her website (click here to check it out). I love how they say 'she tinkers on the piano loves documentaries and in the same breath says oh and she watches "Hi 5". (Which if you dont know its an Oz kids show)


how do they know she loves watching documentaries? does she have it on her facebook? SHE'S TWO YEARS OLD!!!!


Of course she's an abstract artist... every 2 year old is an abstract artist cause they cant even draw a house yet!


peace,

kill

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Oh good make it stop.. MAKE IT STOP!

Every so often you come across a video on youtube you really wish you hadn't..
Now I'm not a big fan of Miley Cyrus (she opens her mouth too wide when talkilng, check it out next time)
Anyway, this hopeless case belongs on the reject list of X-Factor finalists.
Click ---> here <--- and get ready to cringe!

Russell Hood!

I'm a big fan of Russell Crowe, loved him in Gladiator. And now he's back with the same director (Ridley Scott) to tell the story of a man that takes from the rich & gives to the poor.. so basically the opposite to the Irish government!!
Sporting a Caesar haircut and slimmed-down physique, Crowe shed the weight he gained for his portly characters in State of Play and Body of Lies. (Bet he didnt use the "AB KING 4000!") He also updated the bandit's wardrobe.
"He doesn't have the old Robin Hood tights," says producer Brian Grazer. "He's got armor. He's very medieval. He looks, if anything, more like he did in Gladiator than anything we're used to seeing with Robin Hood."
I'm really hoping they give Robin Hood a darker side... Oh and he better split an arrow with another arrow otherwise I'll be gutted!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Lady Gaga's or Marge Simpson??

Seriously love, I'm all for you being 'indivual' but c'mon... get a grip!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Simpson stamps

Forget "eat my shorts" now you can "lick his back" when Bart & the rest of the worlds favorite dysfunctional family get treatment people like the Queen gets & get made into stamps!



I'm not sure if this is how the stamps will look, Homer looks as if he's been swigging on a few Duff's befor ethey took the photo!

Which character is your fav?

Lemme know on my bebo just click ---->here<----

Peace & Love




Billy Bob Thornton is probably most famous for dating Angelina Jolie but he's also a pretty sucessful screen writer, Actor & occasionally a Director!
Rule Num1: When interviewing Billy Bob about his music (an electric hillbilly band -- the Boxmasters if your wondering) DO NOT call him an actor.
A Canadian radio host learned that lesson the hard way when he interviewed them on his show.When Jian Ghomeshi introduced the trio on his show, he said that its singer-songwriter-drummer was also an "Oscar-winning screenwriter-actor-director."

Bad move!
--->Click here <--- to watch the most awkward interview in years!!!

enjoy!Peace & love,
Kill

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Flo Rida Answer's the Call..


Wow, ok so usually the only time 'The Fans' get a thanks is when their favorite artist is collecting an award.. we've heard it all before "I wanna thanks the fans, without you guys I wouldnt be here".

blah blah..


Well, Flo Rida has gone above & beyomd the call of duty and in a national interview in the states he's after given his personal mobile phone number out!!


He says: "If they can go out and buy my albums, I can at least make the sacrifice to holler at the few people who call," he added. "A lot of times I'm busy so they'll get my voice mail. And if I can speak to them and I have time, I always text back. Because I think that's very important."


To prove that the number he gave out was the real deal, he showed CNN his iPhone. It was hoppin', constantly lighting up and vibrating with all of the texts and calls.
"Yo this is your boy Flo Rida," he said to one caller. "What's your name? What's good?"
But it was too much for the person on the other end -- he or she hung up before uttering a response.

"Most of them hang up," says Flo Rida (real name Tramar Dillard). "They don't think it's really me."
So how many calls and texts does a top-selling, in-demand rap star actually respond to?
"About 30 percent," he says.


Fair play to ya Flo, you've really inspired me... ok so here i go.. my personal number is 086 1234 567.


(you didnt think i was that stupid did you?)


Peace & Love

Killian

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Worlds Biggest Banana!!



Ok so maybe its a slight exaggeration but hey, its a pretty big Banana!!

Nadine Coyle is leaving Girls Aloud!







If rumours are true then my ex (although she still denies ever meeting me) is leaving the girlband thats made her more famous then Jim Bartley.. see told ya she was more famous!



Nadine (or 'sugar dumpling' as i used to call her) is upset because she feels the other girls are benefiting too much from her hard work. Ya see, Nadine does most of the vocals on Girls Aloud tracks so she has to spend more time in the studio then the other girls



(lets face it, it doesnt take long for Cheryl to record her bits "0OOOooohh AAAAhhh" )



Aparently now its gotten to a stage where she doesnt really speak to Cheryl anymore, she's obviously jealous of Cheryl's £1 million contract to cry on the X-Factor.. sorry I mean be a mentor. If she was any use she's sign a deal with Max Factor long lasting mascara... "it never runs.. no matter how much you cry!"



Cheryl has already made it clear she is planning on working on some solo stuff & now Nadine has come public and said she is definately going to have a solo career but wont say weather their tour this year will be their last or not.. Whatever happens Nadine & Cheryl will be fine, i'm worried for the red headed one.. what's she gonna do?

can you say "BIG ISSUE!! " *Joke*






Here's a little reminder of why we fell in love with Nadine all those years ago. --> click here <---

Monday, April 6, 2009

Bedroom Banter..

Growing up I shared a room with my brother & since he moved out I'll be honest, i missed the banter we had winding each other up and annoying each other. This video I came accross brought it all back to me. I actually had tears in my eyes watching this.. from laughter of coure!

Watch the video by clicking right ---> here <---

Only in America!

A US man has been arrested and charged with drink driving after he crashed a motorised bar stool.


The man claimed the bar stool could reach speeds of 38 mph on its five-horsepower engine but that he was travelling at about 20 mph when he crashed it.
He allegedly admitted to drinking about 15 beers when interviewed by police at hospital but insisted that was after the accident. “I was riding bar stool and I wrecked it. I wasn’t drinking when I wrecked it, I drank afterward because my head hurt,".(yeah right..good one!)
The man was issued a citation for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and driving under suspension. He has pleaded not guilty at an initial hearing.
Only in America!

BOMBS AWAY...

Forget skeletons in your closet... Here's BOMB'S IN YOUR BASEMENT!

The family, who live in Malipo town, had long wondered why magnets were so strongly attracted to an area under their hallway, reports the Chuncheng Evening Post.
Wang Hexiong said his father first discovered the phenomenon and declared the area holy as he believed the family's ancestors lay beneath.
"My father once dropped a magnetic ball onto the ground, and it stopped completely when it rolled to the centre of the hall," he said.
"He stopped any of us from walking through this holy square in the house to avoid disturbing our ancestors."
But the family finally told their secret to a visiting police officer who had demanded to know why they refused to let him walk through the hallway.
A police team dug underneath the floor of the house - and found a cache of 38 rusted bombs which are believed to date back to the Second World War.
Wang added: "The family feel really lucky because we have been living on top of an arsenal of bombs for all these years and nobody has been hurt."


You Two Faced Pig!


This is one piglet you can't trust!

This two face'd little oinker was born with two mouths & three eye's.. it apears to be perfectly healthy just dont trust it, it will definately bad mouth you!

ha!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Tallest Man Meets Smallest Man


This video show's the moment Bao Xishun who is 7 feet 9 inches (236cm) meets Pingping, who is 2 feet 5 inches (73cm).

Its only when you see these two men beside normal height people that you begin to understand just how amazing their height is!!

Click --> here <--- to watch the video.

Blaine's New Stunt: 60 Hours Hanging Upside-Down


Well he's buried himself alive,lived in a block of ice for 63 hours, submerged himself in water for more than seven days straight (177 hours) and now for his latest (pointless) stunt he's planning on hanging upside down in New Yorks Central Park for 60 hours.
I once went 3 months without washing my jeans but you dont hear me going on a bout it!!
Click ---> here <--- to watch a video of him in action.

Mind Control Robots??


Aparently the Japanese carmaker is working on technology to control a robot by the power of thought alone.
So far, "Asimo" can obey four commands.
Have Honda created a mind control robot or was it just an Aril fools joke?

Click ---> here <--- to watch the video & lemme know what ya think on my bebo or txt me on 53104