Monday, April 27, 2009

Abstract Painter Aelita Andre has taken the art world by storm.




What you dont know is... she's only 2 years old!


Aelita curently lives in Melbourne, Australia with her mother Nikka and her father Michael.
Apart from her love of painting she enjoys gym and crafts, tinkering on the piano and singing. She loves to watch “Baby Einstein”, “French for Kids” and “Hi 5” as well as documentaries about the cosmos and animals.
She loves chocolate and baby-chino’s.


Thats a quote taken from her website (click here to check it out). I love how they say 'she tinkers on the piano loves documentaries and in the same breath says oh and she watches "Hi 5". (Which if you dont know its an Oz kids show)


how do they know she loves watching documentaries? does she have it on her facebook? SHE'S TWO YEARS OLD!!!!


Of course she's an abstract artist... every 2 year old is an abstract artist cause they cant even draw a house yet!


peace,

kill

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Oh good make it stop.. MAKE IT STOP!

Every so often you come across a video on youtube you really wish you hadn't..
Now I'm not a big fan of Miley Cyrus (she opens her mouth too wide when talkilng, check it out next time)
Anyway, this hopeless case belongs on the reject list of X-Factor finalists.
Click ---> here <--- and get ready to cringe!

Russell Hood!

I'm a big fan of Russell Crowe, loved him in Gladiator. And now he's back with the same director (Ridley Scott) to tell the story of a man that takes from the rich & gives to the poor.. so basically the opposite to the Irish government!!
Sporting a Caesar haircut and slimmed-down physique, Crowe shed the weight he gained for his portly characters in State of Play and Body of Lies. (Bet he didnt use the "AB KING 4000!") He also updated the bandit's wardrobe.
"He doesn't have the old Robin Hood tights," says producer Brian Grazer. "He's got armor. He's very medieval. He looks, if anything, more like he did in Gladiator than anything we're used to seeing with Robin Hood."
I'm really hoping they give Robin Hood a darker side... Oh and he better split an arrow with another arrow otherwise I'll be gutted!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Lady Gaga's or Marge Simpson??

Seriously love, I'm all for you being 'indivual' but c'mon... get a grip!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Simpson stamps

Forget "eat my shorts" now you can "lick his back" when Bart & the rest of the worlds favorite dysfunctional family get treatment people like the Queen gets & get made into stamps!



I'm not sure if this is how the stamps will look, Homer looks as if he's been swigging on a few Duff's befor ethey took the photo!

Which character is your fav?

Lemme know on my bebo just click ---->here<----

Peace & Love




Billy Bob Thornton is probably most famous for dating Angelina Jolie but he's also a pretty sucessful screen writer, Actor & occasionally a Director!
Rule Num1: When interviewing Billy Bob about his music (an electric hillbilly band -- the Boxmasters if your wondering) DO NOT call him an actor.
A Canadian radio host learned that lesson the hard way when he interviewed them on his show.When Jian Ghomeshi introduced the trio on his show, he said that its singer-songwriter-drummer was also an "Oscar-winning screenwriter-actor-director."

Bad move!
--->Click here <--- to watch the most awkward interview in years!!!

enjoy!Peace & love,
Kill

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Flo Rida Answer's the Call..


Wow, ok so usually the only time 'The Fans' get a thanks is when their favorite artist is collecting an award.. we've heard it all before "I wanna thanks the fans, without you guys I wouldnt be here".

blah blah..


Well, Flo Rida has gone above & beyomd the call of duty and in a national interview in the states he's after given his personal mobile phone number out!!


He says: "If they can go out and buy my albums, I can at least make the sacrifice to holler at the few people who call," he added. "A lot of times I'm busy so they'll get my voice mail. And if I can speak to them and I have time, I always text back. Because I think that's very important."


To prove that the number he gave out was the real deal, he showed CNN his iPhone. It was hoppin', constantly lighting up and vibrating with all of the texts and calls.
"Yo this is your boy Flo Rida," he said to one caller. "What's your name? What's good?"
But it was too much for the person on the other end -- he or she hung up before uttering a response.

"Most of them hang up," says Flo Rida (real name Tramar Dillard). "They don't think it's really me."
So how many calls and texts does a top-selling, in-demand rap star actually respond to?
"About 30 percent," he says.


Fair play to ya Flo, you've really inspired me... ok so here i go.. my personal number is 086 1234 567.


(you didnt think i was that stupid did you?)


Peace & Love

Killian

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Worlds Biggest Banana!!



Ok so maybe its a slight exaggeration but hey, its a pretty big Banana!!

Nadine Coyle is leaving Girls Aloud!







If rumours are true then my ex (although she still denies ever meeting me) is leaving the girlband thats made her more famous then Jim Bartley.. see told ya she was more famous!



Nadine (or 'sugar dumpling' as i used to call her) is upset because she feels the other girls are benefiting too much from her hard work. Ya see, Nadine does most of the vocals on Girls Aloud tracks so she has to spend more time in the studio then the other girls



(lets face it, it doesnt take long for Cheryl to record her bits "0OOOooohh AAAAhhh" )



Aparently now its gotten to a stage where she doesnt really speak to Cheryl anymore, she's obviously jealous of Cheryl's £1 million contract to cry on the X-Factor.. sorry I mean be a mentor. If she was any use she's sign a deal with Max Factor long lasting mascara... "it never runs.. no matter how much you cry!"



Cheryl has already made it clear she is planning on working on some solo stuff & now Nadine has come public and said she is definately going to have a solo career but wont say weather their tour this year will be their last or not.. Whatever happens Nadine & Cheryl will be fine, i'm worried for the red headed one.. what's she gonna do?

can you say "BIG ISSUE!! " *Joke*






Here's a little reminder of why we fell in love with Nadine all those years ago. --> click here <---

Monday, April 6, 2009

Bedroom Banter..

Growing up I shared a room with my brother & since he moved out I'll be honest, i missed the banter we had winding each other up and annoying each other. This video I came accross brought it all back to me. I actually had tears in my eyes watching this.. from laughter of coure!

Watch the video by clicking right ---> here <---

Only in America!

A US man has been arrested and charged with drink driving after he crashed a motorised bar stool.


The man claimed the bar stool could reach speeds of 38 mph on its five-horsepower engine but that he was travelling at about 20 mph when he crashed it.
He allegedly admitted to drinking about 15 beers when interviewed by police at hospital but insisted that was after the accident. “I was riding bar stool and I wrecked it. I wasn’t drinking when I wrecked it, I drank afterward because my head hurt,".(yeah right..good one!)
The man was issued a citation for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and driving under suspension. He has pleaded not guilty at an initial hearing.
Only in America!

BOMBS AWAY...

Forget skeletons in your closet... Here's BOMB'S IN YOUR BASEMENT!

The family, who live in Malipo town, had long wondered why magnets were so strongly attracted to an area under their hallway, reports the Chuncheng Evening Post.
Wang Hexiong said his father first discovered the phenomenon and declared the area holy as he believed the family's ancestors lay beneath.
"My father once dropped a magnetic ball onto the ground, and it stopped completely when it rolled to the centre of the hall," he said.
"He stopped any of us from walking through this holy square in the house to avoid disturbing our ancestors."
But the family finally told their secret to a visiting police officer who had demanded to know why they refused to let him walk through the hallway.
A police team dug underneath the floor of the house - and found a cache of 38 rusted bombs which are believed to date back to the Second World War.
Wang added: "The family feel really lucky because we have been living on top of an arsenal of bombs for all these years and nobody has been hurt."


You Two Faced Pig!


This is one piglet you can't trust!

This two face'd little oinker was born with two mouths & three eye's.. it apears to be perfectly healthy just dont trust it, it will definately bad mouth you!

ha!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Tallest Man Meets Smallest Man


This video show's the moment Bao Xishun who is 7 feet 9 inches (236cm) meets Pingping, who is 2 feet 5 inches (73cm).

Its only when you see these two men beside normal height people that you begin to understand just how amazing their height is!!

Click --> here <--- to watch the video.

Blaine's New Stunt: 60 Hours Hanging Upside-Down


Well he's buried himself alive,lived in a block of ice for 63 hours, submerged himself in water for more than seven days straight (177 hours) and now for his latest (pointless) stunt he's planning on hanging upside down in New Yorks Central Park for 60 hours.
I once went 3 months without washing my jeans but you dont hear me going on a bout it!!
Click ---> here <--- to watch a video of him in action.

Mind Control Robots??


Aparently the Japanese carmaker is working on technology to control a robot by the power of thought alone.
So far, "Asimo" can obey four commands.
Have Honda created a mind control robot or was it just an Aril fools joke?

Click ---> here <--- to watch the video & lemme know what ya think on my bebo or txt me on 53104

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

This is amazing....


Imagine seeing this 100 years ago...

It's no wonder people were called witches.. these girls defy gravity!!
check out the amazing chinese dancing girls by clicking
--> here <--

Drop me a comment on my bebo & let me know what you thought..
Kill

http://www.killian_fm104.bebo.com/

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Mona Lisa has NO Eyebrows..

Its TRUE, The mona Lisa has no eyebrows.. Apparently it was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!!
She looks like she was the first to fall asleep at one of my brothers parties!

Teen's acne spells 'ARSE'



Poor old Sam Cummings..

When I was about 16 I had quite bad skin and I'll never forget my worse day, I woke up to find some spots on my cheek looked as if they were joining together in the shape on the letter 'L'. As you can imagine as soon as my brothers saw this they lost the run of themselves calling me everything from a learner driver to a Looser (putting their hands in the 'L' shape to their forehead for extra effect) but thank god it never got as bad as this guy..

If you cant read the text on the pic, then just take a look at the poor guys forehead!

Now thats UNLUCKY!!

ha!
Kill


www.killian_fm104.bebo.com 

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Office pranks..









I wonder if these guys were foiled --->>>





<<<---

These guys had pranks wrapped up in their office!!




My clear favorite was this one --->>>

God I love puns!!
Enjoy the pics,

kill

Monsters Vs Aliens


Monsters Vs Aliens is the newest annimated movie from Dreamworks. aka, the guys who made Kung Foo Panda (which i loved) so i knew this was gonna be good.

On our way into the cinema we were all given 3D glasses.. Oh,did i not mention it was in 3d?? how foolish of me... ITS IN 3D!!!!
I havent seen anything in 3D since,Universal Studios (I was about 12) & we Q'd for hours to see Terminator 3D. I remember how freaked out I was watching that and kinda expected this to be a watered down version but from the moment the movie starts you find yourself fighting the urge to reach out in front of you to see if you can touch what is so clearly floating inches from your face! its amazing and even better than i remember from Universal.
The movie itself is brilliant and is exactly what you'd expect it to be, a kids movie with loads of humour for the adults watching. Seth Rogan (from all the funny movies in the last 12 months) is the voice of BOB the comedic character and is absolutely amazing.. so funny!

Well worth going to see, the 3D effects are great and the film is a winner too!
Enjoy,
Kill

Oxegen line-up 09

Her's a taste of who you will see at Oxegen this summer.
Be there with your official Oxegen station FM104.



The Main Stage will be headlined by Blur, Snow Patrol, Kings of Leon and The Killers.
The Green Room will be headlined by Glasvegas.[38]
The Red Bull Music Academy will be headlined by Florence and the Machine, Ladyhawke and Of Montreal.[39]

2009 Line-up
Headliners: Blur / Snow Patrol / Kings of Leon / The Killers[40]
Friday 10 July
Main Stage
Blur
Snow Patrol
The Script[35]
Also
Keane
Lily Allen
James
Pendulum
Ladyhawke
Fight Like Apes

Monday, March 23, 2009

Google Maps pics




Super Intense 'ER' Promo


Television promo's just keep getting more & more intense.. anything to make you watch the show.. althought I really wanna watch this show after watching this promo!



enjoy...

kill

Ever wonder what goes through the head of a gorgeous girl?


Watch this brilliant youtube vid & get a taste of what its like in the head of a bimbo who's coasted through life on her good looks..
I've used Adriana Lima as an example of god's amazing work.. she's perfect! --->

So funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNXCpfDrNo
We all know this girl!

The new iPhone..


It wont be long till this is a reality!!

Watch this & have a laugh..
enjoy,
Kill

What if...???


What if Jack Bower had to disarm a bomb and catch the bad guys in 1994 before he had all the wonderful technology he has today!

you gotta watch this video, such a good idea for a parody.
Lemme know what you think on my bebo

Old Skool tunes on Fm104!!




gotta love these guys..


Vanilla Ice.. what a ledgend!!




And with pants like that how could you not love Mc Hammer!!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Steve-O from Jackass dancing with the stars..

Yes, its true Steve-O from Jackass has knocked his crazy stunts on the head and stepped on the dancefloor for this season of Dancing With The Stars..


Check out this vid of him strutting his stuff on the dancefloor & let me know what you think on my bebo..
enjoy,
Kill

Monday, March 16, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix jumps off stage & starts to fight a fan..








Does exactly what is says on the tin!
He's on stage & jumps into the crowd after some dude started giving him grief!


He's defo lost the plot!

Kill:
http://www.killian_fm104.bebo.com/

Bruno.. The Movie


Some of the wildest scenes in the upcoming Sacha Baron Cohen comedy Bruno were shot in Texas, so it seems only fitting that he would choose to unleash some early footage right here in the state's film vortex.
A few hundred lucky movie fans got a sneak peek at 22 minutes of Bruno late Sunday night at the South by Southwest film festival. The scenes came in three segments, with Baron Cohen appearing on screen in between in an editing room to introduce them.

Bruno, due out this summer from Universal Pictures, follows the same basic formula the British comic used to huge commercial and critical success with 2006's Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
Instead of a clueless Kazakh TV journalist struggling to understand American culture, Baron Cohen's Bruno character is a flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion correspondent hoping to make it big in Hollywood. But the net result is the same from the people he provokes on screen: shock, outrage and a satirical exposure of human prejudices.

In the first bit of footage, Bruno has decided to achieve celebrity by adopting a black baby, and wants to feature the child in an avant-garde performance art project. ("Ich bin pushing the limits," he explains in broken German.) He interviews several mothers and fathers to determine whether their children would be suitable to play guest stars, and his questions grow increasingly absurd: Are they afraid of stuffed animals? Reptiles? Hornets? Would they be OK with being dropped off a four-story building, or willing to have liposuction? Regardless of the request, the parents categorically say "yes."

Part two, which was shot just north of Dallas, finds Bruno appearing on a Jerry Springer-style talk show in leather pants, looking for Mr. Right. Members of the predominantly black studio audience are appalled by his in-your-face homosexuality, and they get even angrier when he brings out his adopted baby and shows them a self-consciously artsy photograph of the child posing as Jesus on a cross. Although it appears there are a few plants in the crowd to ask the right questions, the majority of them seem genuinely disgusted as they storm out.

Finally, Bruno decides to reinvent himself by going hetero and changing his name to "Straight Dave." Dressed like Ted Nugent in camouflage, long hair and a scruffy beard, he stages a mixed-martial arts contest, which was shot last summer in Arkansas. When Bruno's ex-boyfriend crawls into the ring and the two start making out, stripping and rubbing all over each other, spectators in the conservative crowd holler, make anti-gay slurs and throw plastic cups of beer at them. They end up storming out, too.

No doubt its gonna push the boundries and egt him in a lot of trouble like his 'Borat' did..

I say, bring it on dude!

Skanger me banger!!



Check out the link in anyways!!

Its brilliant!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGpcKu7kLuY

Let me know what you think on my bebo

www.killian_fm104.bebo.com

Sunday, March 15, 2009

America's Next Top Model roits


NEW YORK (March 15)
Acording to police reports three people were arrested and six others hurt on Saturday after bedlam broke out while they waited to audition for "America's Next Top Model,".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5XCAw61jaI

Watch it & let me know what ya think on my bebo..

http://www.killian_fm104.bebo.com/

Kill.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

What jobs are for the boys?

Are there some jobs made especially for men instead of women? Acording to a news paper article I read YES!
Here's a littel sample of some the different jobs meant for both sexes..

Man's job = Getting things from the attic
Woman's job = Changing the bed linen
Man's job = Unblocking the toilet
Woman's job = Cleaning the oven
Man's job = Putting up shelves
Woman's job = Pairing up socks

Peter from the Clearwater night crew txt'd this joke in:
How many men does it take to clean a toilet ? None it's a woman's job.


Brave man Peter.. very funny though!

Such a funny video clip!!

Perfection....
Such a great idea for a parody vid. Click on the link below, watch it & let me know what ya think on my bebo

http://www.popeater.com/television/article/jon-hamm-plays-lex-luthor-for-funny-or/378890


vvv my bebo vvv
www.killian_fm104.bebo.com

Monday, March 9, 2009

Stano's joke...

A woman with tiny boobs goes into M&S and asks for a bra, size 32AAAA. Assistant told her that they don't do anything that small.She goes into La Senza and asks for the same. Again she was told they don't do that size. After several stores and the same answer, she storms into Debenhams, marches up to the lingerie section, pulls her top off and yells "Do you have anything for these?" The assistant replies "Have you tried Clearasil?"
from stano

Good man Stano..

Keeping me entertained during the show.

www.killian_fm104.bebo.com

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Another one for the OUCH file!

Another one to stare at and thank god its not you!
www.killian_fm104.bebo.com

A Bit of a Show-Off


Admittidly, growing up I was a bit of a show-off..


When I was a bout 16 (&in my BMX prime!) I decided to impress the girls from my estate by jumping 4 of my mates on my BMX.. Ignoring the fact that up till now I had only ever cleared 3 people (& that was using jumpers to mark out the bodies).

I still dont know why I thought I could clear 4 of the lads.. my solution to jumping the extra person was to simply cycle faster up to the jump. makes perfect sense.. no?


Needless to say I came down...HARD on joe! Still feel bad to this day, the poor chap had the worst dead leg in history!
ha ha!
Sorry mate!

Ouch!


So I'm thinking about getting some 'ink' done (thats me trying to sound hip & with it!)

ha!

anyway, I throw tattoo into google and this pops up...


OUCH!!
Now I'm on a mission to bring you more pics you wish you hadn't seen!!
ha!

Enjoy!
www.killian_fm104.bebo.com

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Dont be silly.. wrap up your *****


If your heading out this weekend and lads this one goes for you.. make sure you carry a johnny..otherwise you'll have another little johnny to worry about, you know that 42" plasma you saved to buy.. it could look like this!!
So be careful & play safe guys..

Monday, February 23, 2009

BEN STILLER DOES JOAQUIN PHOENIX HILARIOUS!

In case your not aware.. Joaquin Phoenix the amazing actor has apparently thrown in the acting towel to persue a career in rap.. yeah, you read that right.. RAP!
People are still trying to fixure out if its the real deal or if he's filming a 'mock'umentary about famous people loosing the run of themselves and the world press following it. If thats what he is doing then i cant wait to see it, equally if he is indeed trying to become the next Dr Dre then I cant wait for his first single..

He says he has grown the beard and doesnt wash or dress well anymore because he wants top drop his 'Sex Symbol' image so when he releases his music people will buy the cd for the music & not because they think he's hot!

By the looks of things he's doing a good job of sheding his 'sex symbol' status!!

Check out Ben stiller at the oscars impersonating him.. so funny!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pflgMxxBPuY

enjoy,
kill

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Youngones In Pyjamas!


I was in Xtravision on Fri night at about half 8 gettin a few movies for a nice night in with Kelly and I nearly p*ssed myself when i saw this young1, not a bother to her.. head to toe in flannel!!!


I was like James bond taking this pic without her seeing me!

The scary thing was... she looked so comfortable I wish i could pull it off!!

I know I'd be single if i even thought about it..

Cool pics..

Saw this & thought I'd throw it up on my blog for you guys..

Good isnt it!

Kill..

www.killian_fm104.bebo.com

Monday, February 16, 2009

Irelands Newest Boyband

Clozure are Irelands newest boyband,
follow the link to their bebo & check em out..


http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=8358734068

Or

Check out the music video for their debut single on this link..
http://www.vimeo.com/2943350

Lemme know what you think on my bebo
www.killian_fm104.bebo.com

Enjoy k

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

10 RUMOURS about the Chris Brown & Rihanna situation..

10. Chris Brown used a deadly weapon in the assault - early reports suggested that Brown was being charged with "assault with a deadly weapon." This was proven false shortly after those rumors surfaced.

9. Rihanna was snooping in Brown's cell phone - interestingly it appears that Brown's camp put this out there. According to Bossip, Brown's people say that Rihanna spied the caller ID when a particular lady called, "went ballistic," and began beating Brown - who then struck Rihanna in self defense.

8. Leona Lewis was the cause of the fight - Star says, "At one point, Rihanna caught Chris flirting with Leona. They were carrying on and laughing, and Rihanna saw Chris with his hand on the small of Leona's back. It may have been innocent, but that set Rihanna off."

7. Photos of Rihanna have hit the web - TMZ shows that the alleged crime photos are just Photoshopped touchups of Rihanna in perfect shape.

6. Chris Brown bit Rihanna in various parts of her body - though photos of Rihanna after the attack are not available, some reports claim that Rihanna was bitten repeatedly.

5. Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes - that she got from Jay-Z - reports of this rumor have made their way quickly around the web, though as Gawker points out... exactly why would this come up the night of the Grammys? Did the symptoms appear in the car on the ride over?

4. Paris Hilton was the cause of the fight - a witness told OK!, "He and Paris went outside together. Paris was all over him."

3. Rihanna and Brown are already back together - In Touch Weekly says a source confirmed the reunion, and the two are hiding out together.

2. This is not the first time Brown has hit Rihanna - Us Magazine reports that friends of Rihanna say the singer had neck bruises as far back as December. "I asked if everything was OK with her and Chris," says the source. "She told me, 'We broke up again.' I didn't pursue the issue further."

1. Rihanna might require reconstructive surgery - British paper the Sun suggests that Rihanna might need plastic surgery to repair the damage from her injuries.


Hilarious..

1 Billion Dollars..


Ever wonder what 1 Billion Dollars looks like? No its not my wages.. 
Its modern art and because its made out of cash its the most expensive piece of art in history! Although somehow I dont think anyone will be displaying this in their front room!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Phases of dating...so funny!

http://mingle2.com/dating/phases

Hop on to my bebo after you check out the site & let me know what you thought!

www.killian_fm104.bebo.com

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Coldplays New Video..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSovfzyx28


Definately worth a look.... one of my favorite music videos in a long time!

www.killian_fm104.bebo.com

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Strawberries on tour!

Oh how i wish i was going away with the strawberries next week on their ski trip!


So jealous... I usually go every year but haven't booked anything yet this year.. After realizing the Alarm Clockers were off next week i started looking thru my old photos & thought I should share this one with you!
Yes we actually went skiing in these for the day!
ha!

Ya gotta be able to laugh at yourself!